sallymurphy: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe. IM SO SCARED!!!!
jzafra: Sometimes I think that there are few things more painful than caring so much about someone, and just anything so badly to be in their life, and realizing they couldn’t give one shit about you.
'There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things'
The Office finale just turned me into a blubbering mess!
imwithkanye: The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office. Stanley Barack is President!!!!!
Expectation is the root of all heartache.– William Shakespeare (via derkreisel)
horcruxs: if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
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